Lucky Me

I just had my first mammogram. I would like to say that I was calm, cool, and collected. I, in fact, was not. In fact, I was a whiny little biatch trying to maybe talk them out of having to perform this test. Nobody told me how overwhelmingly large the machine was, for one thing. Why that made a difference, you will have to ask my whiny little inner biatch. Now I just hope that my insurance will pay for it. Damn it.